Oh, by the way, the world ends tonight

Posted On: Wed, 2008-09-10 03:44 by sitapati

The Large Hadron Collider is being powered up tonight.

Scientists have admitted that it may create a black hole that will swallow the Earth.

Less talked about is the possibility of it opening an inter-dimensional portal and allowing hordes of demons to enter the Earth and terrorize the population. Dude, I am so totally prepared for that. Video games have been demonstrated to be valid training for real life crisis situations, and I spent a few years of my teenage life battling demons in just such a circumstance in an underground base on Mars. BFG ftw!

I'll be at a Judas Priest concert when it happens, so it might be hard to tell whether the portal has opened or the original JP line up are just rocking out! I'll do a double-take if I find myself saying: "Wow, the epicness of this concert is approaching a Disaster Area gig.

So if you haven't done anything with your life, tonight's the night to cut loose - before a zombie pops through a wormhole and munches on your braaaaaaaiiiiiins!

If you haven't got anything else to do tonight, and you're in Brisbane, I recommend dropping by the temple for Nrsimha Kavaca prabhu's presentation on the new Mayapura Institute. Unfortunately I have a prior booking, so I won't make it, but it should be a good note to go out on.

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