Hare Krishnas split due to musical differences

I found this satire news article through my Google news alert for "Hare Krishna":

Hare Krishnas split due to 'musical differences'

Internationally renowned folk mantra group The Hare Krishnas announced today that they are splitting up. The announcement was made by the group’s manager Ramai Swami during a hastily arranged press conference in New York, the group’s Western birth place.

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